As is tradition before a holiday in which multiple pictures will be taken, my precious baby boy took a face plant into the concrete floor of the local Exxon gas station last night during the snowmobile club's progressive dinner. You can't really tell because, of course, his glorious brown eyes are detracting from it, but his top lip is distended and looks like hamburger while the surrounding area is a purplish hue.
Arnica is becoming a dietary supplement for this kid.
Just kidding. Well, maybe.
(If you go to the Exxon link, they have a live webcam of our main street. Look for the green suburban with a huge grill on the front.)